How to fuck up your weekend…
Is your life too good? The sun shines too bright, the thing are being too smooth - here is the 100% recepie how to fuck up your weekend! Enjoy...
Start with some nice movie
I have a good friend.. She called me up with the the perfect “girls night out plan” and made me an offer, I could’d not resist (using her special the passive aggressive techniques). ” Let’s go to see 50 shades Freed” she said, “it’s gonna be fun” she said.. Well, that’s where it all went south..
Well… I think, I’ve seen it all – Twilight saga, Sharknado, Epic Movie, even My Big Greek Fat Wedding 2.. But nothing put me in such a physical and emotional pain like this one. It started out like an usual disaster – first came the heartburn, than the nausea.. After 20 minutes I started pulling my hair and questioning if there really is a God…
Would I recommend this movie? Of course! If you want to have a most painful and memorable break up with ANYONE – partner, friend, or member of the family. Better than that – it should be included to the anger management courses. Even Dalai Lama would loose his shit!
Treat yourself with a nice dinner
When I sometimes felt like drinking myself to death, I had this one, truly lovely place – Hombre del Mundo, in Anděl. I use to go there for some badass Margaritas and their delicious burritos, which use to south my soul like nothing else..
This time I have reached the “new level of emotional bottom”, which could be cured and balanced only by one thing..
The delicious, crunchy, sweet work of devil himself.. All your sorrows will melt away with the first bite.. Unless they bring you something, that looks like a 90 year old “phyton of love”, shaped like a german pretzel.
Don’t forget to order the Tequila Sunrise, which will be served WITHOUT THE BLOODY TEQUILA!
And how is your weekend going so far?